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Winter 1943. Russian front, somewhere deep in the Russian mainland. Lt.
Tchapajew Jr. shouts to Major Gribov: "- Major Gribov, there are four
German tanks sneaking from the left handside, about half a mile away!
What now?".
Gribov: "- Just stay cool, commerade."
Tchapajew: "- But those four nazi tanks are now within two hundred
yards! What now?"
Gribov: "- There's still no reason to get panic."
Tchapajew: "- Gosh, commerade major, those four tanks are approaching on
and on. I'd say, there're 50 yards left! What now?"
Gribov: "- Ok, take those two grenades, go and blow them up."
After a while four loud explosion are to be heard. After another while
Lt. Tchapajew comes back.
Tchapajew: "- I destroyed them, commerade Gribov. What now?"
Gribov: "- Put back granades on the shelf."
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