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The most efficient branch of science

Sigurd.Meldal@ii.uib.no (Sigurd Meldal)
(chuckle)

[This one has folklore status at our university, and I submit it with some
trepidation - can I really be the first one to bring it to your attention?]

In these days of measuring the productivity of everything and everybody, it
is of great importance for our researchers to demonstrate how efficiently
they utilize their resources. An often-recurring bone of contention is
consequently "who can do most with the least?"

At one such set-to, a mathematician claimed that mathematics was the least
wasteful, saying that "we need only three inexpensive tools for our
research: Paper, pencil and waste basket." 

"Bah!" exclaimed the resident philosopher, "we don't even need the waste
basket!"

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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