Told by Jethro (?) on the Des O'Connor show: A man phones a vet to report that his dog has swallowed a condom. The vet instructs him to keep the dog still and ensure that he doesn't wag his tail, saying that he would be round to inspect the dog shortly. Just as he's leaving, the man calls again, "Don't bother coming round - we've found another condom in the drawer".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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