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I hope she was worth it! (Matt Johnson)
The Cutting Edge - Houston, TX - 713-466-1525
(smirk, sexual, true)

Saw this in the paper recently

PERTH, Australia, (Reuter News Service) :

A Perth man cut off his ears, penis and testicles in a fit of rage
after arguing with a woman and has refused to have then re-attached,
police said yesterday.

The 32-year-old man severed the organs with a kitchen knife at his
suburban home after an argument with a woman late Wednsday.  Police
said the man placed the organs in a freezer and drove himself seven
kilometers (five miles) to a hospital.  Hospital staff would not
comment but a police spokesman said the man had rejected attempts
to sew the organs back on.

The spokesman said police had investigated but would not take action
because there was no apparent breach of the law.

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