[ Heard this one from Dave Parker who heard it from another friend from the Navy, apparently. ] Why is there so much space in cowboy boots between your shins and the front edge of the boots? It's because this way, you can stick the rear legs of a sheep into the boots and they can't run away.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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