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H A C K E R ' S I N D E X
Number of programmers on any given day who read NetNews: 65,536
Percentage of programmers who were going to vote for Ross Perot: 33
Percentage of programmers who are going to vote for Ross Perot: 33
People on the net who think Ross Perot is an operating system: 2
Odds that you'll have a virus on your computer this year: 1:2
Percentage of people who have bought Windows: 20
Percentage of people who clean windows: 0
Number of times, in a given day, someone posts the same joke to rec.humor: 27
Number of times per day Brad Templeton has to read the same joke: 10
Daily accesses to alt.pictures hierarchy: 4096
Daily accesses to comp.sys hierarchy: 4096
Number of people who access both: 4096
Percentage of netnews readers who don't know what FAQ, IMHO, BTW or RTFM mean: 10
Percentage of these readers who post to your favorite newsgroup: 100
Number of users who post to non-test groups with tests: 86
Average number of flames per message e-mailed: 1
Average number of flames per message posted: 5
Average length of time between post and flame: 10 sec.
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