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The Funeral (Doreen Masgula)
The Business Card (BBS), Lawrence, MA - Data: 508-682-5329
(smirk, dogs)

    Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral procession
    going down Main St. Watching for awhile, he observed that
    the cortege consisted entirely of men and that it was led
    by a man holding a Doberman pincher on a leash. WHen his
    curiosity got the better of him, he walked up to the man at
    the front of the line. "Excuse me for interrupting you in
    your time of grief," said Hank politely, "but I've never
    seen such a funeral procession. Would you mind telling me
    who it's for."
    It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner. Tightening
    the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman
    here killed her."
    "Gee,..that's terrible," commiserated Hank. "But,...hmmmm...
    is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?"
    The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder
    and answered, "Get in line."

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