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Insurance

KSTE@vm.cc.purdue.edu ( Kerry Stephenson)
(smirk)

Heard Alan King tell this on an Ed Sullivan retrospective:

The other day my house caught fire.  The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't
be a problem.  What kind of coverage do you have?"  I said, "Fire and
theft."

Insurance agent frowned.  "Uh oh.  Wrong kind.  Should be fire OR theft."

Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is if
the house is robbed WHILE it's burning down.

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