Heard this one today from a friend of a friend... A little boy comes into his daddy's room and tells him that the other kids are making fun of him because he doesn't know any dirty words. The daddy asks him what words is he confused about. "Daddy, what is a pussy?" asks the innocent child. Daddy with a quick flash of inspiration pulls out a Playboy, circles the appropiate anatomy with a pen and replies "Everything inside the circle is a pussy." "Well, then what's a cunt?" Daddy reflects for a few moments and replies, "Everything outside the circle."
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