The little boy told his mother he wanted to pee. "I'll take you to the bathroom," she replied. "No," the boy said, "I want Grandma to take me." "Why do you want Grandma instead of me?" the mother asked. "Because her hand shakes."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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