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I just got back from the aquarium supply store up the street.  It's a specialty
shop, not a generic pet store.  It caters strictly to people who keep fish.
I walked up to the guy at the counter and the following conversation ensued:

"Can I help you?"

"Hi, yes, I need a water pump, one that will pump from 3 to 4 hundred gallons
per hour."

In salesperson school, I am certain that they teach you that the correct
response to this question is, "Why, certainly, here's this $4,000.00
Super Deluxe Sucker 5GX (tm)."  Apparently this guy had missed that part,
or he just did the take-home version of the test because his response was:

"What for?"

Ever the helpful patron, I replied, "I want to pump water around in a tank."

And he accused me of being a smartass.  :}

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