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I'm sure somebody has noticed this before but I re-thought of it:

measure of a Texas accent:
	How many syllables can you insert into the word "shit"

measure of an Oxford accent:
	How many syllables can you delete from the word "worchestershire"

practice sentence:
Imitate a Texan Rhodes Scholar at a formal dinner,   
"This meat tastes like shit! Gimme the worchestershire Sauce!"
	
		-robin

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