This came from An Evening at the Improv: I read a survey the other day. It said that the 'successful woman' was one who made $38,500 per year. One of the questions on the survey that this information came from was "how many times do you like to make love?" The most popular answer was 2 times a day. Two times a day? That's two times, seven days a week, 356 days a year. That's 738 times a year. You show me a woman who makes love 738 times a year and I'll show you a woman who makes a lot more than thirty-eight five.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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