[original] In order to best meet viewers overwhelming demand for more coverage, NBC has revised its programming schedule to better reflect the audience's desires: Red Channel will have live action from the Iron Man Economic quadathalon, with commentary by George Bush. Due to the grueling course, interest centers around whether anyone will finish the event. White Channel features an expose on Bill Clinton's behaviour during his post-convention honeymoon. It features Never-Before-Seen footage from INSIDE the campaign bus. After that, White will switch to the Quayle vs: Quayle abortion debate, already in progress. The Blue Channel, originally scheduled to have a play-by-play of the Perot platform, will instead revert to regularly scheduled programming. See your local campaign office volunteer for a refund. The FREE NBC schedule will finish off the broadcast day with the exciting finale of the Hillary vs: Barbara chocolate cookie bake-off. Remember - only NBC, with your local cable company, can bring you this exciting array. Don't delay, subscribe now.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)