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Stay Tuned! (David Lesher)
NRK Clinic for habitual NetNews abusers - Beltway Annex
(topical, maybe)


In order to best meet viewers overwhelming demand for more coverage,
NBC has revised its programming schedule to better reflect the
audience's desires:

Red Channel will have live action from the Iron Man Economic
quadathalon, with commentary by George Bush. Due to the grueling
course, interest centers around whether anyone will finish the

White Channel features an expose on Bill Clinton's behaviour during his
post-convention honeymoon. It features Never-Before-Seen footage from
INSIDE the campaign bus. After that, White will switch to the Quayle
vs: Quayle abortion debate, already in progress.

The Blue Channel, originally scheduled to have a play-by-play of the
Perot platform, will instead revert to regularly scheduled programming.
See your local campaign office volunteer for a refund.

The FREE NBC schedule will finish off the broadcast day with the
exciting finale of the Hillary vs: Barbara chocolate cookie bake-off.

Remember - only NBC, with your local cable company, can bring
you this exciting array. Don't delay, subscribe now.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)

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