Ture story, true story...what's the difference? My sister is married to a Frenchman, and they live in France. At a party to introduce her to the neighborhood, someone asked her: "Do you Americans tell jokes about ethnic groups...like our Belgian jokes?" My sister replied, "Yes, but they are more likely to be Polish jokes." "But, why?" queried the puzzled neighbor. "They aren't stupid, like the Belgians!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)