Heard in the office--cannot attribute it to anyone specifically. Magic Johnson is talking to his doctor, who says, "Magic--I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that you will live to 80. The bad news is pounds." -- Graeme McGufficke | DOWN UNDER| U. of Illinois at | _--_|\ | Urbana-Champaign | / NT \ | email@example.com | \_.--._/ | My views only! | v |
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