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Ross Perot, the no-show -- He's seemed to think that it was time to go. "It's no fun, if I run but everybody thinks that I'm a Hun" With the heat, at his feet The press was turning him into some meat. So he quit. Out and split. Leaving us without his martian wit. The little shrimp was quite limp and turned out to be a political wimp. He got sore, went out the door -- Leaving us all gaping from the floor. I'm not mad. Not even sad. That he will not be Prez I am quite glad. Ross Perot, he left the show And what would happen we will never know. ---------------- Alex Ridgway ----- ridgway@theory3.caltech.edu
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