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New publication (Malcolm L. Carlock)
(computer, smirk)

Attribution:  original

Do one or more of the following apply to you?

- Your organization or department rewards computer and software purchasing
  decisions based not on how well they solve the problems at hand but on
  how well they promote the organization's political agenda

- Your organization or department follows each recommendation of its (three
  letter acronym) representative as though it were gospel

- You and your organization/department believe Microsoft when they claim
  that Windows is an "open" operating system

If any or all of the above describe you or your organization, then our
publication may be for you!  Subscribe now to

                        Open Systems Toady!

Your superiors will be impressed that you did.

*disclaimer #1:  potential flamers:  note the above spelling _carefully_.
*disclaimer #2:  no, the previous name of our publication was not "Unix Toady!"

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