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Funny message (Alvin Leung)
(true, chuckle)

Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1992 13:39 EST
Subject: Fire Alarm Tests and Insurance Pests

On Monday (4/6/92) a pack of insurance weasels will be inspecting the
CST to assess the "insurability" of this fair and noble institution.
Please leave your mail order "how to build an A bomb from common house
hold lint" manual home, along with any stray copies of "Popular Arsonist".
Regarding house keeping: please see that storage areas are uncluttered and
that sprinkler system control valves, fire extinguishers, and fire exits
in your areas are not blocked. Please begin to use the bicycle rack at 
the northwest corner of the building because bikes in the building are
a fire code no no. Regarding the chemistry department: God help us all.

On Wednesday (4/8/92) at 7:00am. the friendly folks from fire safety will 
be testing the fire alarms. Please post a notice so that the faint hearted
can sleep in.

Tomorrow (4/3/92) at 6:00 am. the building emergency generator will be
tested. This is the smoke belching 700 hp monster on the roof that
scares the #$%$# out of us all when it fires up...hence the 6:00 am.
test time. Chemists be aware that the hoods will go down momentarily.

Well, I guess that about wraps it up and , as always, I do so enjoy
these chats. As you were.


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