(From the news on CFNY FM 102 this morning): The police in Sarnia, Ontario, recently received a call that a man had been seen living in a drainage culvert. They promptly dispatched two of their finest to check out this report. The officers did indeed find a man living in a culvert, and attempted to reason with him. "Sir," they said, "it's not normal to be living inside of a drainage culvert." The man pulled a piece of paper from his sack of posessions, and replied that he had just been released from a mental institution, and had a certificate, signed by an expert in the field, saying that he was perfectly sane. "Do either of you have one?", he asked the officers, who were left speechless.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)