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Core dump blues

bilder@nhl-1.nhl.sintef.no (Bilder)
(computer, chuckle)


Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
    And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail;
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,
    I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.

If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,
    Then go : illogical statement with your whole family,
'Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views.
    I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.

On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,
    But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.
Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,
    I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
         -- Core Dumped Blues



{ed Reported author Greg Boyd, of Zehntel}

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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