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Why did the chicken... (Malcolm Mead)
University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
(smirk, rot13)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the Western Eurocentric Male dominated human-race entered its
world, removed its culture and religated it to a life of domestic 
subservience in which it was forced to perform such tasks as crossing the
road (which is symbolic of humanity's rape of the natural world) for the 
sole purpose of entertaining it's oppressors.  However, the fowl would
no longer stand for such injustice, and refusing the derogatory title of
"chicken", is rebelling against a system that has forced it to take part
in such things as contemplating whether it preceded its own child, the egg.
As such it needed to carry it's message to other suffering fowl, who all
happened to be on the other side of the road.

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