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From the Radisson Metrodome in Minneapolis, MN:


                          To Our Guests:

   For your convenience, our guest rooms have two phone jacks.
   The first jack is located behind the writing desk while the
              second jack is located behind the bed.

If you would like assistance in moving your phone to a different
                   jack, please dial "0" and an
                     operator will assist you.


I can imagine how well phone support of moving the phone works:

Operator: hello? Yes, sir, having trouble moving the phone? Well it is 
          quite simple, just depress the little tab on the jack and pull
          on the... <click>   Sir? SIR?
--
Lance R. Bailey  System/Network Manager         Robarts Research Institute
     NeXT/email: lrb@rri.uwo.ca            box: Clinical Trials Resources Group
            fax: 519.663.3789                   P.O. Box 5015, 100 Perth Dr.
            vox: 519.663.3787 ext. 4108         London, Canada N6A 5K8

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