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>Q:  What is the difference between an Italian grandmother
>    and a Jewish grandmother?
>
>A:  One says, "If you don't eat, I'll kill you,"  and the
>    other says, "If you don't eat, I'll kill myself."
>

And if you have a cannibal grandmother, she says "If you don't
eat, I'll kill you and eat you myself."

					-- Scott Turner

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