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Outback child's first encounter (Reg Domaratzki)
(sexual, smirk)

I heard this from a friend who heard it from a friend ...
A boy in Australia was raised in the outback by his father.  He'd just
turned 18 and had yet to ever see a woman in his life.  His father
decided that it was time that his boy went to the big city to meet
some women.  The two got into the city and the boy was dumb-founded 
by the plethora of women.  His father told him to go up to their hotel
room and he would have his "birthday present" sent up.  The boy was
waiting in the room when the prostitute made her enterence.  She started
to undress and the boy suddenly realized what had been happening to his
body in the last five years.  So, he went over and opened the window and
started to throw things outside.  I mean everything.  He started with the
lamp, then threw out the bed sheets, then the desk, then the pillows, then
the mattress and then the TV.  He was starting to move the bed frame over twindow when the prostitute asks what he's doing.
  "If this is anything like it is with the kangaroos, then we're gonna
   need a lot of room."

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