I've been touting this one around for a couple of years. I can't remember the source: A guy goes by the whorehouse - he's pretty desperate, but low on cash. After some haggling, the old-pro at the door finally gives in and suggests that Martha upstairs might give him a good time, and leaves him with the words, "and be sure to ask her for a wax-job!". So he trots expectantly upstairs and knocks at Martha's boudoir. She greets him and when he tells her he's come for a "wax-job" she becomes soft and welcoming. She undresses him carefully and leads him to the window, which she raises with a heave. She whispers sweet nothings and lays his meat on the window-sill. Suddenly she SLAMS the window down on his ding-dong - at which moment two small wads of wax are seen to shoot out of his ears.
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