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Soviet Liquidation Sale

sjsmith@cs.umd.edu (Stephen Joseph Smith)
(topical, chuckle)

This is my original composition:

Yes!  It's the big, big, SOVIET UNION LIQUIDATION SALE!

Come down to our Formerly Communist Countries factory outlet for this
RED tag sale!  We handled East Germany!  We had Poland on the shelves before
anyone else!  We buy the republics directly from the supplier, and pass the 
savings on to you!

Still as cheap as when prices where fixed!

Russian S.S.R. - 5 cents an acre!  Huge democratic nations in the habit of
 making large purchases, take note!

Georgia - temporarily unavailable...

The Ukraine - Impress your Risk-playing friends!  Includes free large blue 
Roman numerals V and X!

Tadzhikistan - Our supplier says we're crazy!  But yes, only $59.95!!!!!

Byelorussia - Was $49.95, now HALF OFF at $49.45!

Visa/MC/Amex, rubles not accepted.

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