Big Blue Scores Big In Management Hiring Coup ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In a surprise move, IBM announced it was hiring ex-Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev to head its restructuring efforts. Quipped an IBM spokesperson, "We needed someone experienced in breaking up large, monolithic structures into small autonomous entities. We figure Mikhail Gorbachev is the man for the job." IBM denied rumors fighting had broken out between its mainframe and small systems divisions.
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