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  A rancher buys a champion bull to "service" his cows.  However, when
he brings it back to the ranch, the bull is listless and doesn't perform
its intended duties.  The rancher calls the vet, who comes to examine
the prize bull.  Afterwards the vet gives the rancher a bottle of stuff
and tells him to give the bull one spoonful per day.

  The next day the rancher gives the bull a spoonful.  A few minutes later
the bull gets up and energetically "services" all of the cows.  The day
after that, the rancher gives the bull a spoonful, and the bull again
furiously services all the cows.

  The third day the rancher has a friend over, and the friend watches as
the bull receives a spoonful of the stuff and its effect.

  "What's in that stuff?" the friend asks.

  "I don't know," replied the rancher," but it tastes like wintergreen."


			(heard on the radio)

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