Heard this one Sunday night on KGO radio (someone called in with it): A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place... She: "Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?" He: "That's a morbid question!" She: "No, I really want to know." He (pauses to think): "Yes, I suppose after a decent amount of time I might remarry." She: "Would she live in our house?" He: "Well, the mortgage is almost paid off - would you really expect me to move?" She: "Would she wear my mink coat?" He: "You know I paid $3,500 for that coat - would you really want me to sell it for a loss?" She: "Well, would she drive my BMW?" He: "No. Absolutely not. She doesn't know how to drive a stick shift!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)