from a friend - who got it from a friend - who.... THE FRANKLIN FACTOR: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys. THE RAT RACE: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first. THE EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION: Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too. THE RING RULE: A watched telephone never rings. THE CREEP CALL: Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. It's a call from a creep you told you were busy. THE FISHING FORECAST: They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish? THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROGNOSIS: Love is a form of temporary insanity curable only by marriage. THE ROPE TRICK: Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman. MIND OVER MATTER: No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party. THE FAULT FINDER: The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover. THE UNINTENED RESULT: 1) Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy. 2) Women's desire for intimacy often results in sex. THE RABBIT RULE: Only newlyweds and liars make love every day. THE DANGLE DOCTRINE: You can't keep a good man down. TWAIN'S TRUTH: Familarity breed children. THE FERTILITY FACTOR: Wonen are only fertile a few days each month...unless they're single. THE PREPARATION PREDICAMENT: The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely he's fallen asleep by the time you're ready.
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