(This song is to be sung to the tune of "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" by the Righteous Brothers. The words are original.) You never pay me off any more when I pass your bills, You know that for a price I would be your shill. I'm trying harder to show it, lobbies, But lobbies, believe me, I know it, I need that lobby money Oh, that lobby money Give me that lobby money Or I'm gone, gone, gone, Dough-ough-ough Lobby money, I get down on my knees for you. If you would only pay me, like I want you to. Please give me money for the next election day; Don't, don't, don't let me slip away. (two voices echoing, like Righteous Brothers) Lobbies, (lobbies), lobbies, (lobbies), I beg you please, (ple-e-ease), I need more dough, (I need more dough), So give me more cash, (give me more cash). Bring back my lobby money Oh, my lobby money Give me some lobby money Or I'm gone, gone, gone Dough-ough-ough --Scott Cromar SUPPORT CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM "Are you sure there are no hidden cameras up there?" --Arizona Rep. Don Kinney, while stuffing $55,000 into a gym bag "We all have our prices." --Arizona State Sen. Carolyn Walker. Her price was $25,880.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)