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Top Ten quotes from LISA V (Andrew Arensburger - RMS)
(topical, computer, smirk, true)

	[Okay, so there aren't ten of them, but they are all quotes from
the recent Usenix/LISA conference in San Diego. All quotes, as well as
authors' names, are used with permission. -AA]

	"Someone in the back row, raise your hand."
				- Steve Shumway (,
				  making sure his mike was working

	"We have the most [thorough] test guy in the world... [I showed him
this program and he asked,] 'but Rob, what if time runs backward?'"
				- Rob Kolstad (

	"Those Macintoshes aren't the cute little boxes you think they are."
				- Elizabeth Zwicky (

	"I will not be presenting this talk in rap."
				- Arch Mott (

	"I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because
that way, I can say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with 'elvis is
				- Carl Shipley (
				  {ed And Sun Network Adm manual}

	"Could I have optimized [this script] for legibility? Yes, but then
I would have had to use more slides."
				- Tom Christiansen (

	"I don't know why I didn't use an underbar here. Maybe it would have
made my line wrap or something."
				- Tom Christiansen (

	"You know, we really ought to do accounting on the Unix boxes. It
should be a ten-minute hack..."
				- Former group head, 1987, quoted by John
				  Simonson (

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