A small survey of some popular European languages:
Spanish-- Everything you say makes you sound hungry.
Russian--There are 33 different ways to say, "Comrade, pass the Vodka or I shoot you."
French--Every French sentence carries the implicit connotation that you want to have sex with the person you are talking to.
German--The German word for "hello" is "Echsteinlefahrtengruber." The German translation for "Hey Hans, what say tomorrow morning we climb into our tanks and roll over Poland?" is "Hans, Poland, ja?"