Best of Jokes Current Jokes RHF Home Search Sponsor RHF?
Fun Stuff & Jokes
Previous | RHF Joke Archives | Next

Seeing the Baltics (original)

yeff@apple.com (Jeff Soesbe)
Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA
(topical, smirk, original)

from the IP (Imaginary Press) Newswire --

WASHINGTON - President Bush today finally recognized the three 
Baltic states of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia. Sources within
the White House indicate that the President also got California,
Texas, Florida and New York, but is having a little difficulty 
telling Vermont and New Hampshire apart.

Vice President J. Danforth Quayle, however, continues to remain 
stuck at Hawaii and Alaska.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


Previous | RHF Joke Archives | Next

Best of Jokes | Current Jokes | RHF Home | Search