From: davidvc To: hq.misc What is the zoo utility? > From: rbleeker (Robert Bleeker) > To: davidvc > Subject: Re: zoo archive utility? > > A zoo archive utility I have known to be a tool that will flatten > any animal to pancake size. This will enable you to fit all > species known to man into a medium sized office file cabinet. > > If you have any other questions.... let me know. > > Rob. > From: davidvc To: rbleeker CC: hq.misc There's a joker in every crowd... :) Here's a list of the other archive utilities: ar - For fitting as many pirates as possible onto a single ship tar - Excellent for roofing and roadmaking. Allows you to stuff three times as much of this black substance into one of those stinky, smoking machines as is possible using standard techniques. bar - You know how crowded those single's bars are. To fit more single swingers into a bar, use this utility. Flags are bar -sex Extract singles in pairs of two with this flag bar -t Seat a number of singles at a table in the bar. bar -v Listen in on the verbose conversations of the specified single. If you don't specify a particular single, you will hear all conversations at once.
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