I heard this from a friend:
Three guys are playing basketball at a local outside court and they pause to take a break. (Just for the sake of three names I'll use Moe, Larry, Curly)....
Moe: Man, I wish I had a million bucks, I'd buy a car just like that big Cadillac over there. What would you do if you had a million bucks Larry?
Larry: If I had a million bucks I'd buy a car just like that Porsche sitting over there. What would you do if you had a million bucks Curly?
Curly: Gee, I don't know...I guess I'd have surgery to get thick black hair all all over my body.
Moe: Why would you want black hair all over your body?
Curly: Well, my sister only has a patch about this big, and she owns both those cars.
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