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This is something that I thought up one afternoon while pondering
why I even bother with Software Engineering class (can we say Nytol).
The following is a comparison between Comedians and Compilers that
atleast one person should find somewhat amusing...
Monty Python : 'C++ / Objective C'
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Some people pretend to know what its all about, but the fact is
many of us don't know the half of it.
Eddie Murphy : 'C'
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Slick, Popular, and Dirty. What's not to like.
Arsenio Hall : Turbo Pascal
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Tries to look/feel/be like C, but it just doesn't have what it
takes... And never will!
Johnny Carson : Pascal
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Its been around forever, but has anyone ever found a use for it?
It seems to owe so much to all the popular gained by those that
have taken from it.
Jay Leno : Modula-2
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Newer than pascal, but doesn't improve on it.
Bob Hope : Cobol
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How much more can they do with this Dinosaur?
Andrew Dice Clay
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Either you love it, or, you don't! Admitting it in public however,
is a completely different story.
George Burns : Fortran
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Every time you forget about it, its having a birthday party and
your reminded that it exists.
Roseane Barr : Ada
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JUST A PIG!
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