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Drunk

wiwiriya@rodan.acs.syr.edu (David Hawk)
(heard it, smirk)

I read this joke from a foreign book called "Solid Singapore Joke Book". It
goes like this :


A man was having too much drinks on a local bar when he heard someone called
him, "Yo, man. Can you spare me some food?" He turned around, expecting some
vagabonds. Much to his surprise, he saw a mutt looking at him.

   "Are YOU talking to me?" asked the drunk.

   "Who do you expect?" was the reply

   The man turned to the bartender and exclaimed, "Do you hear that? That dog
can talk !"

   The bartender cooly said, "Nah, it ain't the dog. It is the cat over there.
He is a ventriloquist."  

--- Wirta Wiriyan

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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