A woman rigs up a vet at 1 in the morning. W : Doc, the neighbours dog and my bitch, you know, they are stuck. I can't separate them. What should I do? D : Try hot water. W : I tried, but it does not work. D : Try cold water, then. W : Doc, I tried that too,it just doesn't work. D : (after a moment pause) OK. Let me talk to the dog. W : (surprised) Will THAT work?? D : Well, it worked with me. ---Shashi Kant Joshi
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