[This occurred to me after hearing some mention of internment or maybe it was intermittent. Please excuse the rather racial nature of the joke, no slur is intended]
Today, Senator Ted Kennedy announced his strong opposition to legislation recently proposed in the U.S. senate which would intern Arab Americans in the event of war with Iraq. Kennedy cited the closing of convenience stores which would occur as a result of the legislation as his primary reason for the condemnation. "Being able to go out after the bars have closed and buy beer is a right no American should be denied!" Kennedy slurred in the announcement.
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