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Two lions escape from the zoo.

bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com
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>From: BUNNY: :"PALMER@TALLIS.ENET.DEC.COM" 11-DEC-1990 12:52:20.75

Two lions escape from the zoo. They decide that they'd better split up, but agree to meet three months later at a given spot.

Three months go by and they meet at the appointed place. One is very skinny and the other appears very robust.

The Robust One (TRO): What happened to you? You look terrible!

The Skinny One (TSO): When we split up, I went to a nearby village. All I did was to eat one small person, and the villagers got very upset. They started chasing me with guns! I've been on the run ever since and haven't had a thing to eat since then.

TRO: That's too bad.

TSO: What about you? You seem to be doing well.

TRO: Well, I made my way to Digital headquarters in Maynard.

I've been eating a manager a week, and nobody seems to notice.

I think this could apply to most conglomerates.


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