A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his wife an elbow and says, "May-Ling, how about a little 69. I'm in the mood for some 69."
"Shut-up and go back to sleep," groans his wife.
"Come on, you know I like 69, and for that matter, so do you!"
"What time is it?"
"You want me to get up at this hour and make beef and broccoli for the two of us?"
[Attributed to Rabbi Boruch Lipsky] [Ed: And reportedly also in Playboy]
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