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How to tell the species of bear you are looking at: Go over to him, and kick him in the behind. Run up a nearby tree. If he climbs the tree and eats you, he's a black bear. If he knocks the tree down and eats you, he's a grizzly. -- October 1990 Backpacker Magazine
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