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This joke must be seen, so here are the instructions on how to perform it.

Get a banana and an audience.  Peel banana and ask,

"How does a nun eat a banana?"

Nibble delicately at end of banana.

Then ask, "How does a hooker eat a banana?"

Slide most of banana into puckered mouth.

Finally ask, "How does a housewife eat a banana?"

Grasp back of head with free hand and slam face onto banana.

--
Steve Losen
University of Virginia Academic Computing Center

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