This joke must be seen, so here are the instructions on how to perform it. Get a banana and an audience. Peel banana and ask, "How does a nun eat a banana?" Nibble delicately at end of banana. Then ask, "How does a hooker eat a banana?" Slide most of banana into puckered mouth. Finally ask, "How does a housewife eat a banana?" Grasp back of head with free hand and slam face onto banana. -- Steve Losen University of Virginia Academic Computing Center
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