The three stages of marital sex:
Honeymoon sex: This is where you have sex three or four times a night.
Vacation sex: This is where you have sex ten or twelve times a year.
Oral sex: This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell "FUCK YOU."
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