Vasectomies...I can understand why men don't like vasectomies. My uncle got a vasectomy, and paid for it with Mastercard. He forgot to pay the bill, and the finance company came over to his house and knocked up my aunt.
Elayne Boosler (sp?) from her "Party of One" cable special.
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