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DIET vs SEX...which do you prefer? (NUNO PAIXAO --> ACS CASUAL)
(sexual, smirk, sexual stereotypes)

The following list isn't mine....
It was Emailed to me by a friend!
I found it funny.....chances are you will enjoy it too!

  *** *** Top Ten Reasons Why Diets Are Better Than Sex *** ***

10. You don't have to take off your clothes.
 9. You can go from diet to diet without feeling guilty.
 8. Celery is ALWAYS hard.
 7. On a deit, you carefully consider everything you put in your mouth.
 6. It's GOOD if a diet is over quickly.
 5. Dieting doesn't make you pregnant.
 4. You can doze off in the middle if you want to.
 3. It's okay if your dog watches.
 2. You can do it with your best friend's husband.

 And the number one reason why dieting is better than sex....

 1. You don't have to worry if it was good for the cottage cheese too.

{ed I expect the xxx is better than women/men/sex genre is getting tired now.}

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