A comedian (whose name I don`t remember), when ask to tell a political joke, said he only knew one. This is it: A man parks his car in front of the main entrance of the Congress. Inmediately, a member of the security team goes after him yelling: - Sir! Sir! You cannot park in here! All the congressmen are about to go out! The man replies: -Don't worry. I have a good alarm in my car.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)