Readers of New York magazine were asked to submit made-up headlines for tabloid newspapers. Some of the suggestions:
"Dog Missing Since 1940 Returns, Bites Master"
"I Found Danny DeVito's Head in a Dumpster"
"Satanic Messages in Nintendo Imperil our Youth"
"Sky-diving Mom Gives Birth During Free-Fall"
"Your Remote Control Could Launch Nuclear Weapons"
"Man Held in Shooting Death of Own Siamese Twin"
"Cocker Spaniel Shoots Intruder, Calls 911 to Save Master"
"Infant Grows Sideburns During Visit to Graceland"
"Aliens Reconstruct Berlin Wall"